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Self Checkout Jokes

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When checking out at Walmart I always pick the sexiest cashier...

I always end up at self checkout.

The bloke who scanned my items at the supermarket was rude, unhelpful and smelled like he'd been drinking.

That's the last time I use the self checkout..

Today I had the meanest, slowest, rudest cashier I've ever had.

I guess it's my fault for using the self checkout.

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My wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a royal bitch.

I asked her if she was at the self checkout and that Mr Officer is how I got the black eye

I got in trouble because of a commercial

I went to the store because I needed some milk. I got my milk, a pizza, french fries and a candy bar. I went to the self checkout , paid for my milk and started to leave.

A cashier stopped me and told me I hadn't paid for all my stuff.

I calmly pulled out my insurance card and told he...

Where's a mom's favorite place to go right after buying a week's worth of groceries?

The self checkout

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