One Sunday, a minister played hooky from church so he could shoot a round of golf.
St. Peter, looking down from Heaven, seethed. “You’re going to let him get away with this, God?”
The Lord shook his head.
The minister took his first shot. The ball soared through the air 670 yards and dropped into the cup for a hole in one.
St. Peter was outraged. “I thought yo...
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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback bl...
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Once there was a king. His best friend was a commoner, a man who was the son of one of the royal housekeepers. They were of an age, and had grown up playing together in the palace gardens.
As they grew older, the king found himself more and more impressed with his friend’s ability to always ...
Two scientists walk into a bar, one says "I'll have some H2O"
The other says "I'll have some water too please"
He then turns to his friend and asks him "Why would you order water like that?" The first scientist says nothing, but seethed that the assassination attempt failed.
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