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Secretive Jokes

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all...

I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award.

I can't tell you how much it means to me.

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My girlfriend yelled at me being secretive and emotionally unavailable

I then politely excused myself from the conversation and went to the basement to go work on my project.

I don't know what she was talking about.

What are the most secretive nuts?

Psst...achios.

I'm very secretive when it comes to relationships...

...even my girlfriend doesn't know we're together yet

Why are bakers so secretive?

Because they work on a knead to know basis

Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA!

[this user has been jailed]

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