I won the "most secretive guy in my office" award.

I can't tell you how much this means to me.

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My girlfriend yelled at me being secretive and emotionally unavailable

I then politely excused myself from the conversation and went to the basement to go work on my project.

I don't know what she was talking about.

What do you call your secretive Russian girlfriend?

I call mine, the cagey bae.

So there's this bar in New York called Walter's...

So there's this bar in New York called Walter's - it's named after the guy who runs the place, Walter Green. He's an older guy who doesn't understand a lot of technological stuff, and so the bar is plain and simple, just as it was when he first opened it back in the 1960s. One of Walter's regular cu...

When I was in high school, I was always voted "Most Secretive".

I can't tell you how much that meant to me.

What are the most secretive nuts?

Psst...achios.

What do you call the secretive politicians that try to run for President?

# Candidacies

I'm very secretive when it comes to relationships...

...even my girlfriend doesn't know we're together yet

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