What do you call a stallion raised by a reclusive author on whole grain wheat? [oc]
A Thoreau-bred thoroughbred fed thorough bread.
Did you hear about the reclusive subatomic particle?
It was a bit quarky.
Engineers gonna engineer
A scientist, a mathematician, and an engineer end up stranded on a small island inhabited by some very reclusive locals. They find themselves in jail the next day for breaking some obscure law that nobody can really explain.
They're sentenced to death. Not that their "crime" was all that sev...
The Teacher instructed her class to create a sentence with the words; defense, defeat and detail.
Little Lisa, who was normally a very quiet and reclusive child immediately jumped and waved her hand excitedly. Thinking a breakthrough was imminent, she picked Lisa first. Lisa recited; The cat jumped over defense. Defeat went first, detail went last.
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office
and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.
The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone all my life, I ...