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Secede Jokes

Bohemia just announced its plans to secede from the Czech Republic.

Is this the real life?

Southwest Kansas and the panhandles of Oklahoma and Texas have decided to secede from the United States.

They’re calling their new country Kotex.

No one excpected South Sudan to secede from its former state.

It was all very Sudan.

What do you tell a group of people who recently seceded from their country due to disagreements over the right to pee?

You're a nation

ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US

would they be considered a developing nation?

Confederate states be like

When you try your best but you don’t secede.

There’s a saying in the South

If at first you don’t secede, ask for government help after and try again

I knew a guy back in high school who was ambitiously racist...

He was voted Most Likely to Secede.

I hear Scotland is trying to leave the UK again...

Well if at first you don't secede, try try again.

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