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Bohemia just announced its plans to secede from the Czech Republic.

Is this the real life?
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Southwest Kansas and the panhandles of Oklahoma and Texas have decided to secede from the United States.

They’re calling their new country Kotex.
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No one excpected South Sudan to secede from its former state.

It was all very Sudan.
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What do you tell a group of people who recently seceded from their country due to disagreements over the right to pee?

You're a nation
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ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US

would they be considered a developing nation?
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Confederate states be like

When you try your best but you don’t secede.
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There’s a saying in the South

If at first you don’t secede, ask for government help after and try again
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I knew a guy back in high school who was ambitiously racist...

He was voted Most Likely to Secede.
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I hear Scotland is trying to leave the UK again...

Well if at first you don't secede, try try again.
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