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What do you tell a group of people who recently seceded from their country due to disagreements over the right to pee?

You're a nation

Southwest Kansas and the panhandles of Oklahoma and Texas have decided to secede from the United States.

They’re calling their new country Kotex.

Bohemia just announced its plans to secede from the Czech Republic.

Is this the real life?

No one excpected South Sudan to secede from its former state.

It was all very Sudan.

ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US

would they be considered a developing nation?

There’s a saying in the South

If at first you don’t secede, ask for government help after and try again

Confederate states be like

When you try your best but you don’t secede.

I went to High School with Edward Snowden

He was voted, "Most likely to secede"

I hear Scotland is trying to leave the UK again...

Well if at first you don't secede, try try again.

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