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Sea Creatures Jokes

Around 90% of sea creatures have yet to be discovered.

Alright then, keep your sea crits.

Why do sea creatures read the news?

To keep up with current events!

I’ve started adopting sea creatures.

It’s my porpoise in life.

Why don't sea creatures get divorced?

Because they can't afford abalone.

Why won't any sea creatures date oysters?

Rumour has it they're shellfish lovers.

How does Santa keep track of the bad sea creatures?

He puts them on the nautilus.

What do you call it when people exchange sea creatures?

Squid pro quo.

When God created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.

They were just beta fish

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Bobby loved board games.

His collection of board games was massive, he had games from the 40's, 50's, 60's up to today. But one day, the neighborhood bully came over and saw Bobby playing and took all of Bobby's player pieces and broke them, all the Monopoly tokens, all the Battleship ships, all the markers for Sorry!, etc....

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argume...

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There was once an artist in San Francisco...

Every Saturday he would visit Pier 39 and silently sculpt statues of sea animals. But at the end of each session instead of selling these statues he would splash colorful paints on them and then brutally attack the pieces with various tools and only THEN open the items up for bid.

On one Satu...

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A multi billionaire throws a party. NSFW long

He has a massive pool with all the man eating sea creatures in it. During his party he steps up to a podium and announces to his guests that the first person to swim from side to side of his pool will receive a million dollars. No one is willing to risk it so he makes another offer of a million doll...

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