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Bunch of scumbags stole 20 crates of Red Bull from my local store...

I don't know how those bastards sleep at night...

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You have to be a real piece of shit to throw your garbage out your car window.

I spent the whole day picking up trash along the highway as part of my community service for beating up my girlfriend & it’s really made me develop a hatred for scumbags who litter.

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ISIS vs Badass Marines

A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road, when they hear the voice of an American from behind a sand dune- “Hey you bastards! One Marine is better than ten wimpy ISIS fighters!”

The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over to the sand dune, where a gun battle...

Carjacking

An elderly woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbag...

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An old Jew is walking along the train platform

He approaches a guy and asks him:

"What do you think about Jews?"

The guy says:

"Oh, they are the most wonderful people!"

"Thank you, - says the Jews and walks to another guy, - Excuse me, what do you think about Jews?"

"Nothing special, - says the second guy, - ju...

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