Some douche bag stole my anti-depressants from my bathroom during a house party.

I hope he's happy now.

Some douche bag hit me from behind in the street yesterday and ran off with my limbo stick.

I mean really, how low can you go? |

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Mike and Mark

Mike and Mark are identical twin brothers.

Mike is a really good guy. Helps his friends in need, visits their mother regularly and is a pillar of their community.

Mark is a real ass. Self-centered, steals from his friends ignores their mother and is an all around douche bag.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Pfft, nice belt douche bag.

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