How many boy scouts does take to change a lightbulb?

One. But it takes a few days, because he only gives it a good turn daily.

Scouts are an easy-going bunch.

But they can be in tents

My son was worried about going to a Boy Scouts meeting for the first time...

I told him he had knotting to worry about.

Why are Boy Scouts annoying to play video games with?

Because they’re good at camping!

The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles as a fund raiser. One ambitious but nervous young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced woman came to the door:

She: "What do you want, Sonny?"

He: "D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m-ma'am?"

She: "Well! Do I look like the kind of lady who would drink beer?"

He: "S-s-sorry, Ma'am ... W-w-what about vinegar bottles?"

What do baseball scouts look for when they go to a Mexican restaurant?

Fajitas

What do Boy Scouts and bondage fetishists have in common?

Knot a lot.

I'm going to sabotage the winners' tents in the next boy scouts competition...

I'll knock them down a peg or two

Joke Johnny Carson slipped by the censors

I'm not sure if this was an original Carson joke or one he could have borrowed:

One night Johnny got to talking about his Nebraska roots and he told this alleged true story during a sketch scene. Johnny mentioned that the most fearsome Indian tribe were not the Sioux, nor the Apache or even ...

How are socks like Boy Scouts?

They always come pre-paired.

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An officer, a lawyer, a priest and three boy scouts are on a plane tumbling from the sky. They only have three parachutes.

The officer says "save the boys they have their whole lives ahead of them!" The lawyer says "fuck the boys I want to live!" The priest says "when do we start?"

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A blonde a Catholic and a Boy Scout

So a blonde going on vacation, and a Boy Scout on his way to retreat with his father get on a small aircraft with the pilot who is an old and devout catholic.

The pilot sees the Boy Scout is shouldering a large pack and takes it from him, laying it near the door. They all take their seats an...

Why do the scouts always get coal from Santa?

Because they're all on the knotty list

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What is the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews?

The Boy Scouts came home from camp

Some boy scouts are sitting around a campfire...

Some boy scouts are sitting around a camp fire and begin to tell some jokes. The first one lets out a chuckle and says, "13". The rest of the scouts chuckle and another says, "Heh, 6". This gets a good laugh from most of them and a third replies with "8". At this point they are at the point of tears...

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Old World War II political joke my granddad told me when I was a kid.

I'll try to retell it exactly as he told it to me when I was about seven or so.

>There's this intersection with a four way stop. Four cars displaying reichstag flags approach the intersection. You know, like those official flags the president's got, except they got the kraut eagle and car...

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A dutch and belgian soldier patroll the river maas. (Srry if repost)

Patrols are conducted on both sides of the river Maas. A Dutch soldier walks on one side, a Belgian soldier on the other. It is early in the morning and there is still some fog on the water.

The Dutch soldier wonders which section of the army the Belgian soldier is on. He wants to ask the Be...

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Call of Duty is like the Boy Scouts,

everyone's gay, and there's a lot of camping.

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A priest, rabbi, lawyer, and boy scouts were on an airplane.

The airplane is going down. There are only enough parachutes for a few of them.

The rabbi says, 'I'm an old man. We should give the parachutes to the boy scouts. Save them."

The lawyer responds, "What?! FUCK THE BOY SCOUTS!"

The priest quickly checks his watch, "DO WE HAVE TIME!...

My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group

He told me it was in tents.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America

They’re just a bunch of BS

I heard they're letting girls join the boy scouts now.

They're going to help the boys pitch a tent.

The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world...

You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.

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