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Scents Jokes

My friend and I frequently give conjugal visits to an all-female prison, to remind the inmates what it's like for a selfless guy to go down on them.

It just gives us some scents of perp puss.

My wife said she could smell an Indian flatbread from a mile away.

I said that was naan scents.

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It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents

like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit.

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Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as ...

I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener

Makes scents when you think about it.

My wife ran into the room suddenly and yelled: “Quick! Do you know of anything physical that gives off no smells? Zero. Sort of like an olfactory camouflage that would be utterly invisible to the nose?”

Confused, I thought for a moment, and then replied: “What you are describing makes absolutely no scents”

I bought a broken scented candle

When it was lit it just didn't make scents.

I think it's best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit

But that's just my two scents

How to impress women

A guy walks into a bar carrying a couple of axes and orders a beer. "What've ya got there?" the bartender asks. "Oh, these are some of my new axes I bought online," the guy says. "I order them in from countries overseas. I just love how they smell." "Well, that's all fine and good, I guess. But why ...

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories...

Makes scents...

Did you hear about the perfume factory that went bankrupt?

It just stopped making scents/sense/cents

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Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors.

There to greet them is none other than Satan, who tells them a secret method to getting into Heaven: Each man must spend 1,000 years in a room with their greatest vice. If he does so, he will be allowed to enter Heaven. The catch? At the end of the 1,000 year period, if the man asks to be let out of...

Did you all hear about the mind controlled air-freshener that Febreze is developing?

It's a bit crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.

At first I didn’t understand how to use my mind-controlled air freshener

But after thinking about it for a while, it finally made scents.

Why is the hound dog rich?

Because he’s always picking up scents

I told my wife that I wanted to get a new job making perfume

She replied "That makes scents."

It only makes cents

Perfumer: I invested 200 dollars, but do you know how much I got back?

Person: How much?

Perfumer: Three scents.

Why is it so hard to understand middle schoolers in the locker room?

Because of their overwhelming axe-scents

Did you hear the one about the dead flower?

I think I should stop telling it, it just makes no scents.

Why did the absurdist lose his job at the perfume factory?

Because he didn't make any scents.

People sometimes tell me I smell funny

I just have great scents of humor.

Why did the exotic perfume salesman continue going out during lockdown?

He had no common scents

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I'm so pissed off with the new candle store in town. The times I've gone in they haven't even had vanilla or apple candles in stock.

They lack common scents.

My daughter asked me why there are a lot of soaps that smell like lavender.

I said "It's just a popular smell that a lot of people like, like sweet orange, lemongrass and rosemary." She paused and then nodded and replied:

"Yes, that seems like common scents."

Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever

It makes no scents

Why did the flower with no smell confuse people?

Because it didn't make any scents!!


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Get it..scents sounds like sense...sort of..so it's funny because the.. okay I'm sorry I'll just see myself out.

My friend told me about his idea for odorless candles

I told him they wouldn't make any scents

I woke up confused and unable to smell

I feel like nothing makes scents anymore

Need help. My Glade air freshener stopped working. I can't find anything wrong with it.

It just doesn't make any scents.

Whenever I fart, I let people know that that's my thoughts on the matter.

I'm just giving them my two scents.

If I had to smell like two things for the rest of my life, I'd pick lavender and citrus.

But that's just my two scents.

I had the greatest sense of a fulfilled purpose back in that marine corps.

*wait...stupid autocorrect...*

*scents *porpoise *corpse

I bought a candle and at first I was confused because it didn’t smell like anything...

but eventually it made scents.

Never ask a skunk for their opinion.

You might get their 2 scents.

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A girl asked me to have sex with her

I was at the shopping mall yesterday and met this 21-year-old girl who was a laundry detergent promoter. She told me she would have sex with me if I advertised her product to all my friends and contacts.
I was sadly amazed and obviously did not accept her offer because I am much older than her an...

You should get a candle.

If you have a smelly room I would recommend getting a candle. It just makes scents.

I don't know why, but my vanilla candle isnt working.

It just doesn't make any scents

I was confused as to why my neighbor started selling empty perfume bottles...

It made no scents

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