I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories...

Makes scents...

I think it's best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit

But that's just my two scents

I want to open a perfume store...

I'd call it: "Common Scents."

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It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents

like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit.

I bought a candle and at first I was confused because it didn’t smell like anything...

but eventually it made scents.

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

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I'm so pissed off with the new candle store in town. The times I've gone in they haven't even had vanilla or apple candles in stock.

They lack common scents.

Invest on perfume businesses

It just makes scents

Sent a couple of suggestions to a deodorant company this morning

Just putting my two scents in

Have you heard about the perfume that smells of nothing?

I think it's total non-scents.

What is a millennial’s favourite fragrance?

Scents of entitlement.

Why did the perfume maker end up in the mental hospital?

Because he stopped making scents

I tried to create a business that makes talking candles

It didn't make any dollars or scents.

What do you call a rapper who can fart in many different ways?

50 scents.

What do you need to choose a good air freshener?

common scents

I don't know why, but my vanilla candle isnt working.

It just doesn't make any scents

A guy tells his coworkers about his idea for an air freshener that can emulate multiple different smells....

When he asked them if it was confusing, they said, "No, it makes scents."

A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and as...

My wife got angry when I said her new candle smelled like wet dog and mildew...

But I was just giving my two scents on the topic

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A girl asked me to have sex with her

I was at the shopping mall yesterday and met this 21-year-old girl who was a laundry detergent promoter. She told me she would have sex with me if I advertised her product to all my friends and contacts.
I was sadly amazed and obviously did not accept her offer because I am much older than her an...

My friend told me about his idea for odorless candles

I told him they wouldn't make any scents

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Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as ...

I went to the perfume store and asked the guy there, "Penny for your thoughts?"

He replied, "I'm quite sorry, sir, but I only have scents."

My husband was quite distraught and incoherent after losing his job at the cologne factory.

I don't know how to reply; he just isn't making scents anymore.

A dog needed to go for a walk

A 12 year old wanted to take their dog out for a walk. The only problem is that the dog was on heat.

The kid asked her mother if she could take the dog out, the mother replied to say she wasn’t sure but to ask her father if he had any ideas.

The child then asked her dad who said its ...

I told my dad that I wanted to be a perfume manufacturer.

He replied "That makes scents."

Did you guys hear the one about the perfume factory that went out of business?

Nevermind, it doesn't really make scents anymore

A man goes shopping for candles...

He's strolling through Bed Bath and Beyond, when he finally locates the candle section. So many options to pick from, he starts to give them all a good test sniff. As he's smelling more and more candles he wrinkles his brow and remarks to himself "All these candles smell funny..."

So he catch...

What leads people to Rome?

The scents.

They want some aROMAtherapy.

Did you hear about the person who spent over £1 million in the perfume shop?

They had more money than scents.

A man buys some cologne before a job interview...

A man quickly headed to Walmart before a job interview looking to buy some cologne. Not knowing which one to buy, he asked the employee which fragrances were purchased the most by other customers. The employee directed him to five standard fragrances, all of which the man then bought. However, not k...

Celebrities who release perfumes...

Have they no scents of shame?

A friend told me she was going to bake some cookies to relieve some stress...

I told her, “that makes scents.”

I don't understand odourless air fresheners.

They don't make any scents.

I was thinking about starting an odorless candle company

But I realized it wouldn't make any scents

Why couldn't the dogs understand each other.

Because they didn't have any common scents. Ha ha ha... I'll see myself out.

I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!

i think ive gone insane. i cut off my nose.

nothing makes scents anymore.

Why did the flower with no smell confuse people?

Because it didn't make any scents!!


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Get it..scents sounds like sense...sort of..so it's funny because the.. okay I'm sorry I'll just see myself out.

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The female stink badger has 12 potent smelling nipples..

dozen tit make scents

My air fresheners for insane people got turned down...

They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense

So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened...

It just didn't make scents.

All my life I've refused to wear perfume.

But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me.

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