My friend and I frequently give conjugal visits to an all-female prison, to remind the inmates what it's like for a selfless guy to go down on them.

It just gives us some scents of perp puss.

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Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors.

Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors. There to greet them is none other than Satan, who tells them a secret method to getting into Heaven: Each man must spend 1,000 years in a room with their greatest vice. ...

Just invented a thought controlled air-freshener.

It makes scents, if you think about it.

I decided not to keep the skunk I bought and returned it to the vendor because...

it didn't make scents.

I think it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than poop?

It’s just plain common scents.

I could not resist buying a skunk today at our local pet store.

It just made so much scents to me.

This joke is like a broken candle

It doesn’t make scents

My local candle factory just got randomly shut down.

It makes no scents.

I bought a candle and at first I was confused because it didn’t smell like anything...

but eventually it made scents.

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

So I’m sitting in the bus with my friend. I’ve been thinking about something for a while, so I got a bit curious

I asked him if you could smell a fart in space.

He said: “No, because in the process of diffusion, the air must carry the aroma particles around, and there is no air in space.”

Surely that couldn’t be true. There is no air getting in the way of the aroma particles, so the smell is even...

I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories...

Makes scents...

Why did the perfume maker end up in the mental hospital?

Because he stopped making scents

Invest on perfume businesses

It just makes scents

What do you call a rapper who didn't wash his dreadlocks for a year?

50 scents.

Sent a couple of suggestions to a deodorant company this morning

Just putting my two scents in

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It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents

like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit.

Have you heard about the perfume that smells of nothing?

I think it's total non-scents.

What is a millennial’s favourite fragrance?

Scents of entitlement.

I don't know why, but my vanilla candle isnt working.

It just doesn't make any scents

I want to open a perfume store...

I'd call it: "Common Scents."

I tried to create a business that makes talking candles

It didn't make any dollars or scents.

What do you need to choose a good air freshener?

common scents

My wife got angry when I said her new candle smelled like wet dog and mildew...

But I was just giving my two scents on the topic

A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and as...

I went to the perfume store and asked the guy there, "Penny for your thoughts?"

He replied, "I'm quite sorry, sir, but I only have scents."

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A girl asked me to have sex with her

I was at the shopping mall yesterday and met this 21-year-old girl who was a laundry detergent promoter. She told me she would have sex with me if I advertised her product to all my friends and contacts.
I was sadly amazed and obviously did not accept her offer because I am much older than her an...

My husband was quite distraught and incoherent after losing his job at the cologne factory.

I don't know how to reply; he just isn't making scents anymore.

A dog needed to go for a walk

A 12 year old wanted to take their dog out for a walk. The only problem is that the dog was on heat.

The kid asked her mother if she could take the dog out, the mother replied to say she wasn’t sure but to ask her father if he had any ideas.

The child then asked her dad who said its ...

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What's the only thing that makes scents on Reddit?

Assholes.

Did you hear about the person who spent over £1 million in the perfume shop?

They had more money than scents.

A man goes shopping for candles...

He's strolling through Bed Bath and Beyond, when he finally locates the candle section. So many options to pick from, he starts to give them all a good test sniff. As he's smelling more and more candles he wrinkles his brow and remarks to himself "All these candles smell funny..."

So he catch...

My friend told me about his idea for odorless candles

I told him they wouldn't make any scents

What perfume do teenagers like?

AdoleSCENTS

Celebrities who release perfumes...

Have they no scents of shame?

A friend told me she was going to bake some cookies to relieve some stress...

I told her, “that makes scents.”

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I'm so pissed off with the new candle store in town. The times I've gone in they haven't even had vanilla or apple candles in stock.

They lack common scents.

Did you guys hear the one about the perfume factory that went out of business?

Nevermind, it doesn't really make scents anymore

I told my dad that I wanted to be a perfume manufacturer.

He replied "That makes scents."

What leads people to Rome?

The scents.

They want some aROMAtherapy.

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