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Scammed Jokes

Just got scammed out of $15.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes." Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money.

I was just scammed out of 25 dollars.

I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!

The man who invented spreadable margarine got scammed out of every penny he made out of it.

I can't believe he's not bitter.

I got scammed on eBay today

I ordered a pound of cure. Box they sent me only contained an ounce of prevention.

I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo...

I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.

Why do citizens of Prague rarely get scammed?

Because they always double Czech

I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince

His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.

I just got scammed by an Irish cat, but I should have known..

It was your classic Leopard con

Did you hear about the Band Aid that got scammed

he was ripped off really bad

I really hate getting scammed on the internet. I ordered a shipment of uranium-237 the other day...

...and by the time it arrived a few days later, the box was half-empty!

I ordered a book online 3 months ago

"How to avoid getting scammed on the internet". It has not arrived yet.

A mysterious magician offers a man two choices

One is a million dollars, and another is infinite wisdom.




After thinking for a while the man chooses infinite wisdom,




Snapping his fingers the magician shouts “Infinite wisdom.” And points at the man while running away.




Realising nothing has h...

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Since it was such a crappy day, I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life.

I came to realize that as I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don't guarantee safe anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Lance Armstrong ... I think i...

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless...

PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want!

Edit #1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left. I guess Reddit d...
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