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Saxophone Player Jokes

10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...

authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.

Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management?

He had a bad ALTOtude problem.

I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player...

But I jazzed in my pants.

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A band teacher is giving a quiz to her class where you have to guess the name of a famous song based on a clue.

She starts with the easy clues: "Comedian".

"The Entertainer!" one of the flute players says immediately.

Then the teacher goes to a slightly more difficult clue: "Metal container is able to".

"The Cancan!" a saxophone player responds instantly.

Pleased with the results s...

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