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Pavlov's dogs have started a charity for the holidays...

It's called "The Salivation Army"

Today I opened the door to some Jambalaya’s Witnesses

They asked if I would like to take a moment to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my chances of salivation.

I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band, with dribble underneath all of their instruments

Turns out it was the Salivation Army

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army
^^I'llseemyselfout

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