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Saint Bernard Jokes

Sir Galahad lost his horse during a battle. He trudged towards a farmhouse and banged on the door. When farmer John answered, Galahad asked: "Do you have a horse I could borrow?" John shook his head. "But tell you what, I have a massive Saint Bernard." Reluctantly, Galahad mounted the mutt.

Seeing his predicament, John's wife Mary exclaimed: "You can't let a Knight out on a dog like this!"

You have the face of a saint.

Which one? Saint Bernard.

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The Dogs

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, discussing why they were there. The first dog, a poodle, told his woeful tale.


"My owners bought the great new sports car with leather seats. They took me for a ride in it one day, and I was so excited, I couldn't help myself. I we...

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