Saintly Jokes

Dave comes home from the pub, drunkest he's been in a long time, and collapses into bed next to his sleeping wife. Later, he's woken by a brilliant flash of light at the end of his bed, which his still sleeping wife seems oblivious to. St. Peter appears in all his glory, standing over the two of t... read more

A saintly priest had the dream to build a great home for the elderly. He also had faith that God would help him.

He'd been praying for 20 years to win the lottery, ceaselessly, his faith never faltering.

Finally, one day, when he is praying most intensely, an angel appears before him.<... read more