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The Queen always said her corgis were like children to her.

So it makes sense that they’ve been given to Prince Andrew.

Why did Prince Andrew stop grooming the Corgi's?

He found out they were 18 in dog years

Following the death of Queen Elizabeth, Prince Andrew has been given the role of looking after the corgis.

At least they will be well groomed.

Why do Corgis make terrible accountants?

Because they always come up short!

What do you call an extremely overweight Corgi?

Low fat.

After the Queen died, there was much discussion about who would take care of her beloved corgis

Once Andrew found out that they were all under 16, he insisted on taking them.

What do you call a dog from New Mexico?

An Albu-corgi.

Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere?

It’s called the Corgi-olis Effect.

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

What do you call two Corgis that violate the laws of space-time?

A pair-of-dogs.

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What do you call a bunch of corgis fucking?

A (c)orgy.

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Her Majesties Corgis

One day a man was enjoying a pint at a pub located near Buckingham Palace. While he sat there, he couldn't help but notice another man drinking pint after pint with a gloomy face. Being a nice fellow, he decided to chat with the gentleman, and had the barkeep buy him a pint, as he sat next to him....

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They are a bunch of royal bitches!

I ran into a man at a pub near Buckingham palace. I watched in amazement, as he pounded down pint after pint, so I decided I would find out more about him.

I sat down next to him, and I offered to buy him the next pint. He agreed, and I took the opportunity to ask him why he was drinking so h...

There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves.

He's a corgi-ographer.

In honor of HRH on her birthday

A man walks into a London pub clearly beaten down after a rough day. Barkeep gets to talking to him and asks the man what he does.

"I'm the trainer for the Queen's pure breed corgis." the man replies.

"Well that seems like a pretty cushy job, why are you so distraught?" the barkeep a...

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What did the Queen say when she lost her dog?

"Where the fuck is my corgi?!"

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