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Sailing Boat Jokes

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(NSFW) Two whales are swimming in the ocean and discover a little sailing boat...

one whale asks the other:

"Do you want to have some fun? Let's swim under the boat and blow air to make the boat capsize!"

He agrees. So they dive under the boat, blow air and the boat flips.

"This was fun. What do you think about eating the sailors? It would be a shame to let t...

Building yachts

I made a sailing boat in my attic/loft. Sales have gone through the roof

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island...

Three blonde women are stuck on a desert island when they find a magical lamp with a genie inside.

I have three wishes to offer, says the genie, so that makes it one wish for each of you.

I want to be smart enough to get off this island, says the first blonde. She becomes a redhead, bu...

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