So a wealthy ancient Egyptian was approached by the Pharaoh's messenger asking for funding for their rulers tomb. He replied,
"it seems likes its just a pyramid scheme"
At school we discussed the great rulers.
I opted for the helix 30cm shatterproof.
I hated catholic school, the nuns were always hitting me with rulers and slapping me
Anything to defend themselves
How to borrow two rulers.
So I went over to my favorite teacher class and ask- Me: "Mr Long can I get two rulers?" Him: " Sure no problem" ( grabs rulers out of desk) Me: "Thanks needed for a test" Him: (thinking he is funny he says) "Hey don't mind the mark at 10 inches" Me: "No problem! Why do you think ...
Did you hear about the priest who spoke his good words to each of the African Kings/Rulers?
He blessed the reigns down in Africa.
“Do you know what happened to the rulers?”
“They aren’t making them any longer.”
I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key..
In my day, schooling was so severe.
If we got answers wrong in class, teachers would hit us with unbreakable metal rulers.
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So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers...
...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?
What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?
There once was a kingdom in a far off land.
The kingdom was called Tridd, and the king had a troll problem. On a nearby mountain, there was a troll that would hurl rocks at the kingdom. So he sent an army of his best soldiers to kill it. However, the troll simply kicked them all down the mountain.
So, the king tried to negotiate with t...
Why do Republicans use rulers?
They want everything to be straight.
An interview with a vampire
An interview with a vampire.
Interviewer: Voad, You have been living for the last 5000 years, in almost every country on the planet. You have seen rulers come and go, empires rise and fall. Please, tell me what you have done to occupy yourself during this time.
Voad: Well, I have tak...
I left school with two qualifications 'Maths' and 'Woodwork' and i walked straight in a job..
In the year 2000, Putin was elected President of Russia...
The night after he was sworn into office, Vladimir Putin had a dream. In it, he stood in a long, elegant hall, and was surrounded by all of the great leaders of Russia, from Ivan the Terrible to Boris Yeltsin. Looking around at them all, he eventually bows his head and says:
"Great rulers o...
I like jokes about stationary..
But rulers are where I draw the line
Down with the metric system
No more foreign rulers!