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Warlord Jokes

A warlord was looking for some supplemental troops.

He thought he found the most merciless and brutal mercenary company but their receptionist answered the phone...


"My name is Ruth, how may I be of assistance today?"

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A warlord and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners.

A warlord and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners..

Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic warlord decides to play a game..

He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down thei...

Why did the warlord drive a convertible?

Because he's roofless.

Viking warlord Rudolph the Red is awoken suddenly in the night.

Opening his eyes, he turns over to look out his window. A loud pattering sound fills his hut. “What is that?” asks Rudolph’s wife.

Rudolph gets out of bed to get a closer look outside. After a few seconds of observation, he comes to a conclusion. “It’s raining,” he informs his wife. Sleepily...

What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow?

Angus Khan

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