What do you get when you cross a talented basketball player, and an untrustworthy royal vizier?
Kareem Abdul-Jafar; although these days I hear he's a magical genie who dabbles in writing Sherlock Holmes novels.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The Shah and the Vizier
Once upon a time there was a Shah and his vizier. The Shah didn't like his vizier as the vizier was a smart-ass and the Shah was looking for a way to kick him out of his palace. One day he told the vizier to make him a kebab with male ants.
"I want to know for certain that those ants are male...
Ellen Pao walks into [this content violates our ban on anti-reddit propoganda policy and his thus been banned ]
*The next user to make a joke about our glorious leader Ellen Pao shall be banned along with the offending subreddit.*
*Grand Vizier Hippo Hamburger*