Does anyone know of a kind of relationship where you and the other person have a caring and mutual bond -- but you're not romantically attached to them, and you're not their family?
Asking for a friend.
What do you call sibling lemon peels getting romantically involved with each other?
A Sensitive Guy (NSFW-ish)
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the ...
What made the soccer player romantically shallow?
He was just trying to score
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Three men crash land on a desert island, 3 days later they find a magic lamp in the sand on the beach
>**this joke works best if you do the actions when you're telling it**
The men get very excited about the lamp and as they dust the sand away it hums and buzzes before a genie emerges in a puff of blue smoke.
"You have freed me from my prison," says the Genie, "For this, I will give...