Robots Jokes

to balance their diet

The robot beats the human in every category. It comes to one of the last ones: hunting. The robot again beats the human. However, someone working there sets the animals free again and tells them to try get them again. The robot doesn't move whilst the human wins because




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They call it Mars.

It's called 'U, boat'

Because they all have Trans Sisters. :)

They just screw, nut and bolt.

Many of them have transistors.

They would rather give the robot a confident system.

A nut and bolt

A cowculator.

From my 7 year old.

Computerus?

With computer chips

A: Because they all have trans-sisters.


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Many years before, Jacques had helped place all his friends and family into cryogenic sleep. He was a young man then and they all knew that he would likely be long dead by the time they reached their destination. They said their tearful goodbyes and drifted off to sleep.

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I call them "nanu-nanubots."

'Cause Botswana.

Droidlocks

They were built with bad Al-Gore-rhythms.

They're androids.

Their love just can't be bot.

Dell taco

Tex Mechs

When I was a young man in in Army Cadets, we had big ornamental robot that we called ‘old-iron-sides’ with a big brass bugle that would play all the calls to the troops. In the morning it would play ‘reveille’ to wake, ‘mess call’ for meals, ‘drill call’ to assemble in the square, etc. We all got so... read more

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They can’t CAPTCHA ‘em all

So I put one in the bath and said "that'll shower"

A company working on artificial inteleigence created three robots. To test them, the company announced a competition of various tasks between the 3 robots and 3 humans. Lo and behold, the robots won in every category so far, but there still was one; hunting.

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"You're wrong," he said, "all the women that want to go on a date with you are the opposite of robots."

"What? How?"

"One's artificial intelligence and the other is genuine stupidity."

so they wont have to manipulate elections through social networks

Non-Binary

The robot replies, "Oh, but someday you will."

All I'm saying is when they get to work they've returned to their factory setting.

their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?

Because he tried to make fun of humans by wearing white face.

They use bye-nary.

They come poot.