JOB OPPORTUNITY: Riot police officers needed. Interviews are being held tomorrow. Come early....
....beat the crowd.
What do they call the riot police in Germany?
The kraut control
Today, I arrived at a local Black Friday sale at 7 AM and saw the riot police
I had never seen the riot police arrive this early before, so o asked them why they came so early.
One of them replied, “We arrived early, because we like to beat the crowd.”
How many idiots does it take to arrest a protestor?
Apparently more than the entire Russian Riot Police combined, because they got the bicycle but the rider still got away.
If trump was notified of an alien invasion.
“There’s an alien spacecraft but it’s not on course to earth.”
“Our specialists, they’re very special people, have concluded that this is just an alien spaceship making a simple flyby our solar system”
“The alien ship is getting close to our american soil but there is nothing to worry ...
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