My girlfriend turned to me in bed and threw this curveball at me.

She said, "Would you even consider adoption?"
I said, "Only if you got pregnant."

I usually like to read the punchline of long jokes before I read the whole thing.

The Bible definitely threw me a curveball.

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I never expected my son to be born with a single, C-shaped testicle

but sometimes life throws you a curveball.

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