What happened to the car that got recycled?

It was reincarnated.

Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

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My wife said this sub is nothing but the same recycled crap over and over.

She is so wrong so I told her to check my history. My last post here says otherwise.

Greta Thunberg must love reddit

Most of the content here is recycled

Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet.

Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.

What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms?

A Goodyear

Soviet financial inspector visits a synagogue

Soviet financial inspector visits synagogue with a mission to prove that local Jewish community hides some profits from tax authorities.

As he looks through the books and find nothing suspicious - an idea comes to his mind.

He asks rabbi:

\- Rabbi, soviet authorities sent you 10...

Why does Earth Day not affect /r/jokes?

Because everything is already 100% recycled.

Joke Archeology -- who's heard an older version of this often recycled joke?

I heard this one the first time back in the early 70's.

Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger were giving a young hippie hitchhiker a ride home in Air Force One from the Camp David Area, they started having engine trouble, unfortunately there were only four parachutes and the drafted pilots ju...

If I had a nickel for every repost/recycled joke I saw on this sub...

Women would find me attractive.

Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

What do you call recycled calculus jokes?

Derivative humor.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they’re going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

"Do you want to borrow my book of recycled jokes?"

No thanks, I've already Reddit.

A man recycled 365 used Condoms.

Pirelli have turned into a Tyre and called it a "Goodyear"

Recycled joke material is more harmful than cigarettes

I've seen the laughter of an entire audience die out from second-hand joke.

Why does Greta Thunberg like r/memes?

Everything there is recycled

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NSFW A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma..

A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma when she notices that the patients heart rate and breathing increase whenever she cleans the genital area. She gets the idea that oral sex might actually revive her. She calls the patient's husband over and explains that oral sex might revive her,...

What's the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?

One's the transparent piece of garbage and the other's a garbage, trans-parent.

I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content

Reddit's logo should be a bit more green.

To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Why do environmentalists love this sub?

Because everything here is recycled.

When the Kardashians die, they won't be buried or cremated.

They'll be recycled.

A music composer told me he cant listen to the radio anymore because popular music was much of the same recycled musical ideas. Said learning too much about a certain topic can ruin the fun of that topic.

And that's why I didn't become a gynecologist

Why was the man who crushed recycled pop cans for a living sad with his life?

Because his job was soda pressing.

r/jokes is the most environment-friendly sub on Reddit

It is made of 97% recycled material.

I love how eco conscious this sub is.

All the top content is recycled.

A navy officer on a submarine was doing his rounds and noticed something odd...

There was what looked like a frying pan handle sticking out of the floor of the sub! The officer did some more looking around, and saw more strange things sticking out of the floor: golf clubs, clothes irons, car bumpers, and even half a bicycle!

Alarmed by this, he went up to the sub command...

Every week, I'm happy to say that a recycling truck takes my garbage.

But I prefer /r/jokes where trash gets recycled almost every single day.

We are proud to announce that r/Jokes is now completely environmentally friendly sub

It's wholly made of recycled materials.

Where do all the recycled websites go?

Dot Compost

I had a joke about what happens to corn in the digestive system.

But it's recycled.

Did you see the joke written on recycled paper?

It was tearable

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