Recycled Jokes - 36 Hilarious Recycled Jokes

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My wife said this sub is nothing but the same recycled crap over and over.

She is so wrong so I told her to check my history. My last post here says otherwise.

What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms?

A Goodyear

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It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they’re going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

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"Do you want to borrow my book of recycled jokes?"

No thanks, I've already Reddit.

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Two generations from now your grandkids might scrutinize this era and ask "really, grandpa? you really did that to the environment? Didn't you even recycle anything, come on???

Then with a grim expression on your face you scowl

"Fool, I was on reddit! I recycled everything at least 3000 times"

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Greta thunberg began screaming,

“I will not fly private!” She said to her manager as they pulled into the parking lot.

“The conference is two days away and across the ocean, would you like to fly coach?” He replied.

“On a commercial airline produced by slave labor? I don’t think so!” She screamed.

Her manag...

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Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

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Most jokes on here are recycled.

The others are just garbage.

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I didn't know r/Jokes was so eco friendly

Everything here is recycled.

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NSFW A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma..

A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma when she notices that the patients heart rate and breathing increase whenever she cleans the genital area. She gets the idea that oral sex might actually revive her. She calls the patient's husband over and explains that oral sex might revive her,...

Greta Thunberg must love reddit

Most of the content here is recycled

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What happened to the car that got recycled?

It was reincarnated.

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Apple should be commended for using recycled materials in their products. Recycled plastics, recycled aluminum...

...even their phone designs are recycled

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What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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[Possibly not Recycled] A man stands at the edge of a pier...

...working up the nerve to throw himself into the water and end it all. A beat cop walking by sees him and lets out a loud tweet on his whistle.

"Hey buddy, what'dya think you're doing?"

"I've had it! I'm done with this life! I'm going to drown myself, here and now!"

"Now hold o...

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I’m pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world.

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content.

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What do you call recycled calculus jokes?

Derivative humor.

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Reddit's logo should be a bit more green.

To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.

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Joke Archeology -- who's heard an older version of this often recycled joke?

I heard this one the first time back in the early 70's.

Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger were giving a young hippie hitchhiker a ride home in Air Force One from the Camp David Area, they started having engine trouble, unfortunately there were only four parachutes and the drafted pilots ju...

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Why was the man who crushed recycled pop cans for a living sad with his life?

Because his job was soda pressing.

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If I had a nickel for every repost/recycled joke I saw on this sub...

Women would find me attractive.

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A man recycled 365 used Condoms.

Pirelli have turned into a Tyre and called it a "Goodyear"

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Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

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I used to work in a shop that recycled shoes.

It was sole destroying.

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Did you hear about the new brand of glasses coming out this year that are made entirely from recycled ketchup bottles?

Heinz-Sight 2020

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Recycled joke material is more harmful than cigarettes

I've seen the laughter of an entire audience die out from second-hand joke.

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Using recycled material, I've made the kids a stuffed dog for Christmas.

It used to be their real dog.

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Why did Earth Day not affect /r/jokes?

Because everything is already 100% recycled.

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A music composer told me he cant listen to the radio anymore because popular music was much of the same recycled musical ideas. Said learning too much about a certain topic can ruin the fun of that topic.

And that's why I didn't become a gynecologist

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Wanna hear the first joke to ever be recycled on Reddit?

I can't tell you because you're not a monk.

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Where do all the recycled websites go?

Dot Compost

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Every week, I'm happy to say that a recycling truck takes my garbage.

But I prefer /r/jokes where trash gets recycled almost every single day.

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Reddit is really a green community,

considering all the recycled content on here.

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Apparently, all the tents from the Game of Thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan.

I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.

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Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet.

Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.

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Redditors are very environmentally aware

More than half the content on the front page is recycled

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