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Reused Jokes

Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub?

Coz of the amount of reused content here.

Reddit's logo should be a bit more green.

To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.

What's interesting is that this joke can now be reused and instead of Soviet Union we can just say; current day Russia

In Russia a Man Goes to Buy a Car...

He goes up to the owner and asks for a car, to which the owner responds:

'You know there is a 10 year waiting list?'

The man then answers, 'OK,' and after some time he then agreed to buy a car.

So he pays for the car in advance, and ju...

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A condom can be reused.

Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

What do reused jokes and your girlfriend have in common?

You hear them coming a mile away.

Reddit is the most eco-friendly website

Everything here gets reused a million times

Termite Food

So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.

Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer....

What's the greenest place on the internet?

R/jokes, where everything is reused and recycled.

I’ve been issued Community Service..

I was assigned the “Recycling Program”. I figured I’d start here since there’s a lot of reused content which would reduce my searching.

Why is the background of r/jokes a brick wall and neon sign?

Because everything's old and reused, just like the background.

I was visiting a Buddhist temple last week

Just for a tour, when I got there, there was a temple and a small market outside.

The place was amazing, so I decided to go and have a look at the small market outside it. When I got there, I noticed a small piece of paper on the floor, and it had a barcode on it and it read "One free blessin...

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