An older man is finally able to leave the Soviet Union in the late 1980s for the first time in his life.
His wife and son have already left and settled in the States, and he's finally able to go and join them.
On his way out through the Soviet border, the guard looks through his luggage and finds a bust of Lenin.
"What is this?" he asks.
"Don't ask me *what* this is, ask me *who* ...
I didn’t believe it when I read that the cast of “Friends” are reuniting after 20 years.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
A blonde takes a taxi to the airport
While stuck in traffic, the driver offers the blonde a riddle to help pass the time. He says:
“Who is my mother’s child and my father’s child, but is neither my brother nor my sister?”
The blonde replies “I don’t know, who?”
The driver says “Me!”
They laugh hysterically,...
I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito...
Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child.
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I think my friend might be gay
I went over to his house to watch Lord of the Rings, anyway do you remember how it begins with Bilbo celebrating his 111th birthday in the shire, reuniting with his old friend, Gandalf, Bilbo reveals that he intends to leave the Shire for one last adventure, and he leaves his inheritance, including ...
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