Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were *three days*
I’m never playing videogames with Jesus Christ again…
… it took him 3 days to respawn.
Why does Jesus hates playing video games?
Because it takes him three days to respawn.
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Internet connection must have been really crappy during Jesus' times
I mean, 3 days for a respawn...
God should really get better internet for his son.
Its so laggy Jesus died and took 3 days to respawn.
Today, I summarized the story of Easter for my 15 y/o son:
"... and then Jesus respawned."
Jesus was a gamer.
After respawning he went to the next level.
why you should never go to war against bhuddists
they have respawn
Why was Jesus so bad at Call of Duty?
Because whenever he died, it would take him 3 days to respawn.
Why did Jesus lose his Halo?
Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn.
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