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Atms Jokes

What do ATMs and rehab patients have in common?

Withdrawals.

Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Xmas….

This is the 5 th one I have been to that said insufficient funds

I hate that ATMs don't dispense coins.

It just doesn't make cents.

Banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.

I went to four different ones today and they all said "Insufficient Funds"

What do children and ATMs have in common?

If you stare at them for too long, chances are somebody will call the police.

What's the difference between children and ATMs?

A child won't say "Please insert".

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Our ATMs cannot be hacked due to 2 high security protocols...

1. No cash.
2. Out of service.

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


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