Atms Jokes - 8 Hilarious Atms Jokes

What do ATMs and rehab patients have in common?

Withdrawals.

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Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Xmas….

This is the 5 th one I have been to that said insufficient funds

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I hate that ATMs don't dispense coins.

It just doesn't make cents.

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Banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.

I went to four different ones today and they all said "Insufficient Funds"

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What do children and ATMs have in common?

If you stare at them for too long, chances are somebody will call the police.

What's the difference between children and ATMs?

A child won't say "Please insert".

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

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Our ATMs cannot be hacked due to 2 high security protocols...

1. No cash.
2. Out of service.

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Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)

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