Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don’t dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.
*this joke exists because I found out Stalin’s title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading t...
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My wife said she wanted to try some domination in the bedroom.
Cheeky bitch slept with my pillow.
A man called Andrew moved from Cork to Dublin to open a flower shop.
He was quite successful and through great marketing, quality product, and reasonable prices, Andrew's Flowers became the top garden shop in all Dublin. Some monks that had a stall set up nearby took notice and, since attendance at the local parish (and the accompanying tithing revenue) was way down,...
The year is 2135, and the US and Russia are the only 2 remaining nations.
After a century of warfare, the two nations expanded their borders, annexing an country that stood in it's way.
Both nations, hungering for world domination, have been at war with each other for over 20 years, and have decided that the fighting would never end, as the two were so closely matc...