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Blood Cells Jokes

Two blood cells met and fell in love...

But alas, it was all in vein.

TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O".

I guess you can call it a typo.

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Apparently the horniest women lack the most red blood cells. Damn..

Anaemia chick like that.

Why should red blood cells never say 'jesus christ!'

Because you never take the lord's name in vain

Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"

The other says "Coagulations!"

Doctors say Rudy Giuliani's white blood cells count was low

but he’s demanding a recount.

I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published.

It was all in vein.

If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic

Let that sink in

Why should white blood cells never discuss God?

Because they would be using the lord's name in vein

What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates?

Hemogoblins.

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