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Reassignment Jokes

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What do you call a recording of a female to male sex reassignment surgery?

an unboxing video

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What do you call a group of Soviet musicians undergoing sexual reassignment?

Trans Siberian Orchestra

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I was told my joke belonged on this sub. (Original)

Two men are riding the subway in a big city, when one looks over to the other and says, "Say, how did you get those scratches all over your arms and face?"

The second man says, "Oh, these? I have an asshole cat who won't stop scratching me, but I'm about to rehome him to a friend. I'm actua...

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Why won’t cannibals eat obese people after they have had sexual reassignment surgery?

Trans fats are bad for your health.

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Caitlyn Jenner deserves credit for getting sexual reassignment surgery.

That decision took balls.

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I met a surgeon who specializes in sex reassignment

He's a real womanizer

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MTF trans people deserve a lot of credit if they get sexual reassignment surgery.

That decision takes balls.

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I dreamt a very real dream where I got sexual reassignment surgery done by a ghost doctor.

It was a trans-lucid dream

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A sex-reassignment specialist is trying to simplify the names of surgical procedures...

He takes his nurse aside and explains "Lots of people come in here and get confused and intimidated by the medical jargon we use to explain the operations. From now on I want you to call male-to-female procedures "misterectomies".

The nurse is somewhat perturbed, but the specialist reassures...

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I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night...

He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.

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