Late one night a police officer was patrolling a desolate area popular with young couples doing more than just sitting in the dark.
Catching his attention was a couple in a car with the interior light on. Moving closer, the cop could see a young man behind the steering wheel reading a newspaper. In the backseat a young blonde was knitting.
The lawman walked up to the vehicle and knocked on the driver-side window. The star...
There was a murder at a Mexican restaurant.
A detective looked at the grisly scene, scattered with cheese and tortillas.
As he crouched down to discuss the situation with a fellow lawman, he asked, "What's the quesadilla?"
*Pun brought to you by my 9 year old*
Texas Sheriff's Exam
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Depart...
Pet Lobsters on a Beach
A man is walking a long a beach with a bucket of fresh lobsters, when he is stopped by a local law enforcement officer.
"You cannot have those lobsters! We take lobster poaching very seriously."
"Oh, no sir, these are not poached. These are actually my pet lobsters. Every day I walk t...