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Punster Jokes

why do punsters love diodes?

Because they are p-un junctions.

Dr. Punster, M.D.

Me: This is cerebrospinal fluid leaking out of my nose, isn't it?

Doctor: No, it's not!

There was once an incorrigible punster.

No matter the situation her'd have a groaner ready. One day, served a simple dinner of buns and water, he quipped: "The bun is the lowest form of wheat."

His friends were so tired that they decided to come up with a situation that he could not turn into a pun. They took him to visit an orpha...

What kind of shoes did the punster receive?

UGHs

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