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Romancer Jokes

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

I brought my dead girlfriend back to life by passionately kissing her neck

...I guess you could say I'm a neck-romancer

Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck?

Because he’s a neck romancer.

Why did the wizard seductively kiss his date a few inches below her jawline?

He was a neck romancer.

My gf enjoys neck kisses.

But for some reason, she hates it when I call myself a neck romancer.

How do you call someone who loves to kiss people on their neck?

Neck-romancer.

Also: One can not raise a family in peace these days. Its realy hard to be a necromancer...

Why are vampires so obsessed with necks?

Because they were raised by a neck romancer.

What's the difference between a Lich and a Vampire?

One's a Necromancer. The other, a Neck-Romancer.

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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

Why did the priest give massages to all the corpses he prayed over?

Because he was also a neck-romancer.

Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?

Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.

I put the romance

In necromancer.

I've started to learn how to raise the dead to improve my love life,

I've become a neck romancer.

What kind of mage uses pastries to seduce people?

A pie romancer

What's the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?

One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.

What's a magician skilled in the art of hickeys called?

A Neck Romancer

Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life

Because vampires are neck romancers

I like to kiss my girlfriends neck.

I guess I'm a neck romancer.

Hear about the Death Mage who liked to kiss a victim's jugular before killing them?

He was a neck romancer.

An old fire mage asks his granddaughter to help him set up a "Face Book".

After she helps him sign up, add some friends, and pick a profile picture, he decides to write a short profile description as well.

"What would you like it to say?" says the granddaughter.

"Well, first, I am a fire mage, and I... love lemon meringue."

The granddaughter nods "mm-...

What's similar between a sorcerer and a vampire?

They're both neck-romancers.

Why are vampires like wizards?

Because they’re neck-romancers

What do people who raise the dead have in common with people who have throat fetishes?

They’re both neck romancers.

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