I've started a business crafting small figurines of Muhammad.
It's making little prophets.
In the past people listened to prophets
Now they listen to profits
What's a Ferengi's least favourite band?
The lost prophets
I started a business selling landmines as prayer mats.
The prophets are through the roof!
Why shouldn’t atheists pay taxes?
They are not for prophets
Jesus would make an excellent businessman.
He was turning up prophets before he was even born.
I've started disguising landmines as temple doormats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
Did you know that you don't pay taxes on flatbreads if they have a picture of Mohammed on it?
That's because naan-prophets are tax-exempt.
Less and less people are buying into religion.
Prophets are down.
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A very pious Jew is praying to God.
A very pious Jew is praying to God. He says “Oh God, I’ve read all of your words, studied the speeches of your prophets, but one thing has eluded me. If you could just tell me your name I would die a happy man.”
The man is startled to see God himself descend from the heavens, and listens as G...
I recently began selling faulty jetpacks to fortune tellers.
Prophets are flying through the roof.
Why was God so rich?
Because he had so many prophets
Have you heard about pogo stick cult?
Prophets have gone through the roof.