When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother...
We are from the south so things are going good.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Now You Tell Me
A preacher in New Orleans is known to be a good, holy man of God.
One day, while the preacher is at home, a hurricane whips up, with torrential rains and rising waters. His neighbor comes by, saying he's leaving, and would the preacher like ride? The preacher says, "No, the Lord will save me...
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When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,
And peeped her perfect pooper
His peepers paused and then his jaw
Plopped down into a stupor
But he perked up and pressed his luck;
Professed he pined to pipe her
He self-composed and then proposed
There was a very well liked guy named Jimmy, and had always aspired to be a pilot, just like his dad.
Unfortunately, life took many rough turns for him in high school; one night while driving late one night, his tire blew out and he lost his right eye. Having only half his vision, his dreams of being a pilot were crushed, and he didn't know what to do with his life.
Jimmy, now fitted with a b...