When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother...
We are from the south so things are going good.
Liquid recently professed her love to solid…
However he was too dense to reciprocate her feelings
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Peter Piker
When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,
And peeped her perfect pooper
His peepers paused and then his jaw
Plopped down into a stupor
But he perked up and pressed his luck;
Professed he pined to pipe her
He self-composed and then proposed
While poin...
Now You Tell Me
A preacher in New Orleans is known to be a good, holy man of God.
One day, while the preacher is at home, a hurricane whips up, with torrential rains and rising waters. His neighbor comes by, saying he's leaving, and would the preacher like ride? The preacher says, "No, the Lord will save me...
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."
The man professed quite a list of misgivings through the confessional screen.
"Son, have you prayed for forgiveness?"
"Yes, Father?"
"Do you renounce Satan?"
"Hey, that's my wife you're taking about!"
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