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Law Professor Jokes

Law Professor: “You’re currently failing your ethics course.”

Me: _slides a $20 note across the table_ “How about now?”
Professor: _pockets the note_ “Still failing.”
Me: “OK, can I have my $20 back?”
Professor: “What $20?”

Divorce Joke my Family Law Professor Told

Elderly couple, 102 and 98 years old respectively. And they are getting a divorce. Judge asks them why they are getting one now...


"we were waiting for the kids to die"

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