Prison Camp Jokes - 5 Hilarious Prison Camp Jokes

You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps?

Hah, gulag with that.

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Three German Engineers, one from BMW, one from Mercedes and one from Audi are kidnapped by ISIS and taken to a prison camp.

There the sadistic commander told them 'out there are 500 land mines, if you can cross it without being killed you are free to go!'

So the BMW engineer starts crawling forward searching with his hands but eventually crawls over a mine he missed and is blown to pieces.

The Mercedes engi...

Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...

Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something down.

"Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks.

"No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in this notebook."

"How funny,"...

Stalin, Churchill, and Roosevelt are at the Yalta Conference.

Stalin sees that Churchill is constantly writing something in his notebook. Curious, he asks:

"Winston, what are you writing in that notebook?"

"Oh, that's where I write jokes about me. Whenever I hear a joke where I'm mentioned by my name, I write it down. I'm on my second notebook."<...

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My Grandpa was an amazing man

My grandpa left school and was told by his parents, whom could clearly afford it, that if he wanted to study at university he would need to pay his own way. Well he did exactly that and took a role as a mail boy in a merchant bank.

When WW1 broke he was drafted and fought as a officer in the ...

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