A man hands out printouts on Red Square. He's then arrested.
Once at the police station, the officers realize that his leaflets were empty. He says, "Everyone knows what the problem is, so why bother writing it down?"
My mom runs her own garage
She's an amazing mother but she makes the lamest jokes, which are a source of constant annoyance for me. After an exceptionally bad day (I woke up late, spilled coffee on my white shirt, my SUV was malfunctioning so I reached office late, the printer was jammed so I had to take printouts of the repo...
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Tennis Elbow
A guy walks into a doctor's office. When the doctor walks in, the guy says, "Doc, I threw my arm out playing tennis. I just need a shot of cortisone."
"No problem," says the doctor, "but first, I need to take a urine sample."
"Why on Earth for?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "We ...
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