UPJOKE
businessbusinesslikenonbusinessbusinesspersonenterprisebusinessmanentrepreneurcompanytransactiontradetradesmancommercialconservancycorporationshoemaking

Vid Jokes

What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?

One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.

"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...

Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

CoVid-19 is making the world a prettier place.

I mean, the ugly people are still there, but the mask does a great job of hiding it.

Why is it called a zoom meeting

When it should be a co-vid

America won the war against COVID the same way they won the war against Vietnam

It got too expensive and they just declared it was over.

Gee, I wonder if SARS-CoV-2 mutated to the point where it could infect birds...

I guess you could call the disease it causes "CO*R*VID-19," eh?

You've heard of the Freshman 15

But wait until quarantine is over and you'll find out about the CoVid-19.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

If Herodotus was a vlogger

It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!

So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.

Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.