And he sees on the news channel there's a massive storm and flash floods coming.. news channel says to evacuate but he's stays put... The Rain begins and so the flood waters rise.. his sofa starts to float .. so he climbs out onto the window ledge and a rescue boat comes along..
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A preacher and a young boy were sitting at a bus stop.
The boy had a bottle of clear liquid and he kept shaking it up, looking at the bubbles. The preacher asked the youngster what he had in the bottle. "Preacher man, this here is the strongest liquid known to mankind, Turpentine!"
The preacher reaching into his vest pocket, "Young man, I beg t...
There once was a man from Alabama . . .
He was a nice fellow. An unsophisticated hillbilly type but amicable to be around nonetheless. He was known as Catfish Jeb around the bayou because of that one time a catfish bit him in the . . .
Well, where the catfish bit him isn't important, now is it?
One day, very tragically, Catf...
A boy was outside trying to sell his lawnmower...
... a preacher rides along in this bike and sees the kid selling the lawnmower. He decides to ask the boys how much he wants for it.
"Well sir, what I really want is a new bike", says the boy.
The preacher thinks on it and asks him if he would be willing to trade the lawnmower for the ...
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