In a small Jewish village, a man walks into the butcher shop.
He doesn’t look at the meat, and instead just mopes around, sighing. Eventually, the butcher is forced to ask, “Binyamin, what’s wrong?”
“Oy, gevalt, you’d never believe it, but my son went to Jerusalem, and he came back a Christian!”
“No, I promise!”
A guy visits NYC for the first time and decides to go see Chinatown.
As he’s walking around, amongst all the Chinese shops he spots a bakery called “Hans Olufsen’s Bakery”. Feeling curious, he walks in. Inside he sees an all Chinese staff, with several Chinese pastries on display. Even more curious, he notices the guy who looks like the manager and talks to him: <...