Potato Farmer Jokes

One of them reaches down with both hands and pulls up two of the biggest potatoes they have ever scene. The other farmer says "Wow! Those potatoes look just like my balls." "That big?" Asks the farmer. "No, just that dirty."

A sixty years old Arab man lived in New York. He love d to plant potatoes in his garden, but he was alone, old and weak. His son was in Jail, so he sent him a letter. He explained his problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I'm sure if you were here, you wo... read more

A priest, a rabbi, and a potato farmer walk into a bar. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them all in the face because he already knows this joke won't be funny enough.

A reporter once asked Chuck Norris why he decided to shave his beard. He responded, "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you... read more