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What is it called when you email someone a dick pic?

Junk mail

I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly...

but haven't received a single issue. Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.


This is the worst, super specific pun I've come up with so far.

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I found some dildos I didn't order in my postbox.

It was junk mail.

[LONG] The life of an old man.

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the table that I collected from the letter box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys ...

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How is spam different to a penis?

One is junk mail, the other is male junk

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What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps?

Junk mail.

(Credit to one if my FB friends)

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them.

I hate junk mail.

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