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Lovecraft Jokes

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What did H.P. Lovecraft say when he saw your penis ?

He was able to fully and clearly comprehend it, understand it and describe it.

What was Lovecraft’s favorite streaming service?

Ct**hulu**

H.P. Lovecraft walks into a bar...

and the rest of the joke is too funny even to describe, dear reader.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite streaming service?

ctHULhU

What’s the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft?

Apparently not much based on Notch’s twitter

HP Lovecraft walks into a barn...

...A horse looks at him and says, "Why the long face?"

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Who writes the most frightening tales from the dark web?

... HTTP Lovecraft

Why is it ok to hack Cthulhu in as a recruitable hero in a fantasy RTS to defeat the orcs?

Because all's fair in Lovecraft and Warcraft.

My friend HP was mad at me for drinking an IPA,

It turns out he does not lovecraft beer.

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