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Play Catch Jokes

When my mates and I are bored we play catch with our watches

It's a fun way to pass the time

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Woman cheats on her husband

A woman is cheating on her husband and her husband comes home early. In a panic her lover hides in the closet. While hiding in the closet he hears a voice "Sure is dark in here."

The man panics and turns and finds a little boy. "What're you doing in here?"

"I like hiding, what were you...

Lonely

Sometimes I get so lonely I go to the batting cage and play catch.

Imagine you were friends with Oasis lead singer, Liam Gallagher.

You two grew up together and were the best of friends. That friendship was like no other.

You both bonded over many things, but the hobby you both got into was baseball. You’d both play catch, practice your pitches, and even went to watch pro games together.

During high school, y...

This joke is better performed than written but I think y'all will enjoy it

How do you play catch with a kid with no arms or legs?

[Grunt and pretend you're trying to heave something heavy]

I just got genital herpes...

...that'll be the last time I play catch with my dad.

Questionable Advice

After my dad died, my mom started dating a man who had just immigrated from France.

He wanted to get along with me so that my mom would like him more, and he knew I liked baseball, so he would play catch with me and encouraged me to join the school's baseball team.

He would always sa...

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My favorite long joke - A man is having an affair with another guy's wife when the husband comes home early.

Wife : Hide in the closest and you'll be fine.

So the man throws on his clothes and jumps in the closet. Not long after he hears a little boy's voice in the closet with him.

Boy: It's dark in here.

Man: Yeah so? Just please keep it down.

Boy: I have baseball. Do you want ...

a boy is inside his parents bedroom

so a kid was in his parents bedroom and his mom comes home making out with a man who isn’t his dad. the kid then hides in his mothers closet. his mother hears the car pull up in the driveway and tells the man to get into the closet the kid says “man it’s dark in here” and the man says “shut up kid” ...

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Woman takes a lover home....

Woman takes a lover home whilst hubby is at work. Her 9yr old son comes home unexpectedly sees them and hides in the closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet not realizing her sons also in the closet. Boy says 'Dark in here'
The Man says ' Yes it is'...

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The Closet

A woman was having an affair. One day, her young son came home unexpectedly. He sees what is going on, freaks out, and hides in the closet. A few minutes later his dad comes home...and he suddenly gets a visitor in the closet. They stare at each other for a second...and the little boy finally says, ...

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