Did you hear what happened to the guy who plagiarized the joke?
He didn't make it.
What do you call a plagiarized work of Homer?
I plagiarized a book about native Americans...
I eventually got siouxed.
The jokes section on Reddit reminds me of the brilliant work of a perfect A+ student I went to High School with
But only in the sense that literally everything he ever wrote was plagiarized
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The man who loved marine mammals
There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...