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Plagiarized Jokes

Did you hear what happened to the guy who plagiarized the joke?

He didn't make it.

What do you call a plagiarized work of Homer?

A fraudyssey

I plagiarized a book about native Americans...

I eventually got siouxed.

All the jokes that I post on this thread are like painting the Mona Lisa.

In that they're plagiarized.

A behavioral scientist confronts her lab's receptionist:

'For the last time, I'm analyzing simulated populations. Not "playing with my imaginary friends"!'

(Shamelessly plagiarized from New Scientist)

The jokes section on Reddit reminds me of the brilliant work of a perfect A+ student I went to High School with

But only in the sense that literally everything he ever wrote was plagiarized

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The man who loved marine mammals

There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...

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