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Floret Jokes

What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?

"Floret!"

I keep randomly shouting out "Brocolli" and "Cauliflower".

I think I might have Florets.

10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe

**"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets".**

The gag won 41% of the vote.

## Best of the rest

Ten jokes made the 2019 shortlist. Here are the next nine:

* "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they'r...

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