Floret Jokes - 3 Hilarious Floret Jokes

What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?

"Floret!"

upvote

downvote

report

I keep randomly shouting out "Brocolli" and "Cauliflower".

I think I might have Florets.

upvote

downvote

report

10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe

**"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets".**

The gag won 41% of the vote.

## Best of the rest

Ten jokes made the 2019 shortlist. Here are the next nine:

* "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they'r...

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.