What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?
"Floret!"
I keep randomly shouting out "Brocolli" and "Cauliflower".
I think I might have Florets.
10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe
**"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets".**
The gag won 41% of the vote.
## Best of the rest
Ten jokes made the 2019 shortlist. Here are the next nine:
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