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Ph Scale Jokes

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My piss just registered 14 on the pH scale

No wonder I'm so based.

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Judaism is a lot like the pH scale.

On one side of the spectrum there are basic Jews, and on the other side, Hasidic.

On a pH scale, I give this joke a 10

Because it’s pretty basic

My sister is a 13 on the pH scale.

She's basic but can't even.

So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale

I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic.

I aced my chemistry test on the pH scale...

It was really basic.

I asked my wife “on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate yourself?” And in a sassy tone, she said “11”.

I told her “Must be a pH scale cause you’re basic as hell.”

Two school girls are arguing, one preppy the other nerdy

The preppy girl says, “you’re just jealous because I’m a 10 and you’re not!”
The nerdy girl responds, “Yeah you’re a 10! On the pH scale, because you’re so BASIC!”

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